Kyle extends his congrats to Rob and Jake for grad school admissions. That’s Jakoriffic on both accounts. The more doctors the better on this Godforsaken blog.

Kyle believes you are jealous because he was all up in the press, press, press, and because he gets more money back from taxes than he actually paid in the first place.

Kyle believes you are not jealous because he’s spent the last several months writing a 200pg dissertation, raising a baby, selling a house, and selling a baby.

Has Kyle been coughing up florescent orange bile lately? No, he hasn’t.