handys

I can now effectively brush my teeth with my left hand. My writing has not improved at all. Govinda and I went to kettle moraine(northern unit) this weekend and did some quintessential fall hiking. There are some shelters along the ice age trail (crosses the state) that you can reserve. Seem like a pretty sweet deal for ease of access. I also heard that there is a ski area in northern wisconsin/up area that you can rent yurts for 200$ a night and sleep 10 people, have showers, and are heated. More on this to come. I'll uplord some pictures of the area soon...Indian reservation casinos still have plenty of fear and loathing that vegas now lacks...basterds owe me money too.

Girly Things

Iit's a girl, if I didn't mention. The names we are considering:

Ms. Winifred Spank

That is all.

Shower Confessional

Washing my hair is the last thing I do in the shower. It feels good to get that off of my chest.

I encourage you all to clear your conscience. For example, J Face could go ahead and admit that, when he washes his holes, he's knuckle deep. There - you are healed.

WHIPIT JAY JAY FACE HAS TO POO!!!

I've had to poo all day long, but since I work in a hospital, I'm very afraid of the toiletes at work. I've seen some real bad ones that made me afraid to poo in the bathrooms there. One bad one was all bloody and had some thick black liquid on(not in) it. I have no idea of the horrors those bathrooms have seen. To make things worse, the bathrooms for employees are very small, not well ventilated, and very close to work stations. Out of respect for my cooworkers, I do not poo in those, especially not after some weird meatloaf sandwich that started this whole train of events. I am now home, its been many hours since I new I had to poo, and the bathroom is being pooed in. We are low on tp and I am getting anxious and nervous.

I debated not entering any text here, leaving the title to tell the story. I believe that it would not have done this feeling justice.

The door just opened and the fan is not on. I don't know what I'm getting into, but my intuition tells me nothing pleasent is about to happen.

ambisexterity

I do some rock climbing.
Strong right arm weak left.
Make left stronger.
Have others made left stronger?
Write one paragraph a day lefty.
Track progress.
Must do other exercise for left.
Fug you right arm.

Hot Sauce

What can I say, I love the sauce. A clear favorite is Cholula. This is just delectable on mexican food, eggs, meats, anything. Another favorite is Marie Sharp's, from Belize. This is carrot based - and delicious. Try it on pizza or meatloaf, or Belizian rodent. You will think you've died and gone to carrot-based hot sauce heaven.

Now, before Rubb chimes in, Tiger Sauce is a fine hot sauce. Especially on eggs. But I've had enough of it; it's played out. And just a bit too runny. But good, don't get me wrong.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to now introduce you to the idea of farting into a balloon, then blowing it up, then releasing it into a crowd.