Musings: what happen when I go on mental leave from science to prep for the baby.
Balvenie 15 year scotch: see above.
Ice Dancing: just an excuse to wear more fabric
Boxer shorts: see above.
Underrated: briefs, briefs, briefs. And legal briefs. And neck fat that flaps in the wind.
Overrated: Office 2007, gourmet Mac N Cheese, stink in my fireplace fire, marbles.
Countries represented in my lab: US, Lebanon, Spain, Germany, Japan, Israel, France, Switzerland, China, Canada
Countries represented in lab at 9:00am: US, china.
Rob’s Hot Gush: should be a signature mixed drink.
Jake N Bake: my morning routine.
Modern rock: eh.
Postmodern rock: Jeremy’s balls flapping against the bathroom tile.
I’m not sure who first used the word “nod” in Oscar conversation, but it has gotten way out of control.
Bukkake: what any good Powerpoint presentation ends with.
Sunday, February 28, 2010
Friday, February 26, 2010
tear jerking highschool diary
I found and read my mandatory highschool diary today. I had to write in it everyday. Its got about 20 pages of complaining about having to bullshit my way through writing everyday and making fun of the teacher. As far as I can tell, I wrote every assignment during class before it was due. I had a very low grade at first because I didn't know she would read it. Here's some of the better quotes.
"now we are going to disect a poem and tear out every ounce of beauty it once had."
"I guess its really moving to say gospel instead of gospel music. Crazy bitch."
2/15 points for those last two, which were from the same day.
"They say music can soothe even a savage beast, but if it doesn't then you're screwed.
What if you play music the beast doesnt like? then all you did was piss it off."
"I finally found a pen that doesn't puke ink and smear."
"Russel is about to throw something at Lee becuase he is snoring so loud. Its a weird bubbly, growling sort of noise. Lee is awake now. huge red mark on his forehead. awesome. We are now harassing Lee. good stuff."
Ahhhh highschool.
Ps. Lee's last name is Gizarelli. Needless to say, we harrassed him for being gumpy and having a last name with the word jiz in it.
"now we are going to disect a poem and tear out every ounce of beauty it once had."
"I guess its really moving to say gospel instead of gospel music. Crazy bitch."
2/15 points for those last two, which were from the same day.
"They say music can soothe even a savage beast, but if it doesn't then you're screwed.
What if you play music the beast doesnt like? then all you did was piss it off."
"I finally found a pen that doesn't puke ink and smear."
"Russel is about to throw something at Lee becuase he is snoring so loud. Its a weird bubbly, growling sort of noise. Lee is awake now. huge red mark on his forehead. awesome. We are now harassing Lee. good stuff."
Ahhhh highschool.
Ps. Lee's last name is Gizarelli. Needless to say, we harrassed him for being gumpy and having a last name with the word jiz in it.
Musings II
Brace yourself...for a Meatwave.
Ombudsman believes the MIT loose cannon won't be a problem, I’m told. How, why: Dunno.
Polanski: if only he didn’t make such awesome movies.
Pol Potski: if only I weren't spoken for...
Last night Sean laid down on his belly like he was ready for a massage, and then said "Tickle me."
The Magnetic Fields: a good show
My jock: ready for whatever life throws it
Rat poo: smelly
Rat poo: all over
Ombudsman believes the MIT loose cannon won't be a problem, I’m told. How, why: Dunno.
Polanski: if only he didn’t make such awesome movies.
Pol Potski: if only I weren't spoken for...
Last night Sean laid down on his belly like he was ready for a massage, and then said "Tickle me."
The Magnetic Fields: a good show
My jock: ready for whatever life throws it
Rat poo: smelly
Rat poo: all over
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
overheard quotes from work
"I looked over the his shoulder when he opened up the guy and said "OHH!! Awesome!! Whats that thing?"
"I think I've got...4 breasts?"
"Yup, thats me. I'm the pee queen."
"I'm in over my head with all this urine."
"There's some guys leg in the fridge and its starting to make the bloodbank stink."
"Its your turn to poke the combative drunk guy."
In responce: "OK, but the last one spit on me while I was trying to poke him."
"YEA! I found the stool sample!"
This ones a little old and a little morbid, but still kind of funny...
"Happy valentines day, here's a stillborn."
More to come. I just started writing these down.
"I think I've got...4 breasts?"
"Yup, thats me. I'm the pee queen."
"I'm in over my head with all this urine."
"There's some guys leg in the fridge and its starting to make the bloodbank stink."
"Its your turn to poke the combative drunk guy."
In responce: "OK, but the last one spit on me while I was trying to poke him."
"YEA! I found the stool sample!"
This ones a little old and a little morbid, but still kind of funny...
"Happy valentines day, here's a stillborn."
More to come. I just started writing these down.
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Musings
Baby: eminent. Name, face: TBD. Belly: bursting.
My body, in excitement: undulating.
Sean’s nightmare last night: there was a dragon and a pig in his bed, and the dragon was petting him.
Good band name and hit single: Smooth Sailing, by Obstacle Illusion
I watch about as little Denver basketball as is possible, but am completely fed up with this Birdman idiot.
woa, yes, woa, yes, woa woa, yes yes YES: as heard during Olympic curling, or while
I made pudding tonight?
Valentine’s gift from your kid: pretty awesome.
True story from the halls of MIT neuroscience: Totally randomly I was shoved into a revolving door. Then come to find it is a grad student, and that there have been similar incidents, including violently kicking a door, other shovings, etc. Figure he is about to pop. It’s been taken to the MIT officials. Time will tell.
Beefy Russian hockey star: Sergei Groundchuck
Are highly intermittent bursts of fast jogging good for my body?
Prior locations for a conference I get to attend this summer for the first time: New Zealand, Scotland castle. This summer’s location: Jersey Shore.
In hotel hot tub yesterday, 5-ish year old hops in, yaps at me in usual 5-ish year old way. Then sits in front of jet and says “Ohhhhhh baby, that’s the stuff.” Then, “This hottub is hot! But not as hot as womens. There’s some there. You should talk to them. They like that”.
Fart: toilet appetizer.
Skid marks: doggy bag.
My body, in excitement: undulating.
Sean’s nightmare last night: there was a dragon and a pig in his bed, and the dragon was petting him.
Good band name and hit single: Smooth Sailing, by Obstacle Illusion
I watch about as little Denver basketball as is possible, but am completely fed up with this Birdman idiot.
woa, yes, woa, yes, woa woa, yes yes YES: as heard during Olympic curling, or while
I made pudding tonight?
Valentine’s gift from your kid: pretty awesome.
True story from the halls of MIT neuroscience: Totally randomly I was shoved into a revolving door. Then come to find it is a grad student, and that there have been similar incidents, including violently kicking a door, other shovings, etc. Figure he is about to pop. It’s been taken to the MIT officials. Time will tell.
Beefy Russian hockey star: Sergei Groundchuck
Are highly intermittent bursts of fast jogging good for my body?
Prior locations for a conference I get to attend this summer for the first time: New Zealand, Scotland castle. This summer’s location: Jersey Shore.
In hotel hot tub yesterday, 5-ish year old hops in, yaps at me in usual 5-ish year old way. Then sits in front of jet and says “Ohhhhhh baby, that’s the stuff.” Then, “This hottub is hot! But not as hot as womens. There’s some there. You should talk to them. They like that”.
Fart: toilet appetizer.
Skid marks: doggy bag.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
more links
so, to follow the last two posts of youtube videos, heres mine. p.s. my internet is really slow and I didn't watch this video, so hopefully its the right one...
most unnecessary stunts in a chase scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p310Y0tctr8
another random twofer
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1K5mJ2/www.youshouldhavealsoseenthis.com/
I can't get the N64 one out of my mind.
Hit the stumble button in the top left corner to be put to a random site.
most unnecessary stunts in a chase scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p310Y0tctr8
another random twofer
http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1K5mJ2/www.youshouldhavealsoseenthis.com/
I can't get the N64 one out of my mind.
Hit the stumble button in the top left corner to be put to a random site.
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Best Dramatic Scene Ever
From The Room:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FSddF8p_U&feature=PlayList&p=123801CAA4C89BD7&index=9
ps- you guys really need to see this movie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FSddF8p_U&feature=PlayList&p=123801CAA4C89BD7&index=9
ps- you guys really need to see this movie.
Monday, February 08, 2010
Thursday, February 04, 2010
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