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Peño

I forgot that you all might not have seen these yet. The face is on the left, laying horizontally. Kyle's friend Steve looked at it the other way, saw a Jack 'O Lantern face, and thought we were like the biggest Tim Burton fans ever. The baby has earned the nickname "Peño" for making me crave jalapeños all the damn time. Gender is inconsequential, and will be revealed when Kyle and I figure out a tasteless way to do so...

Chewey

Meet the newest member of our family.

NO, it is not a premature Eraserhead fetus creature (though a girl can dream).

It is Chewey, formerly known as Smokey, Nougat, Brody, and Burt.

He is munching on my hand right now, and the baby is thumping to the rhythm of the chew.

God bless.

memorial day

I think that on memorial day, since you fuggers didn't plan a trip with me...I choose...New York. I decided, yes mag we sre goin to new york...matty I will call you soon. love all da cousins -jake

Free Cat

I'm going to be in Colorado June 16-26 to hang out with Kate before she goes to New Zealand.
I don't have any real plans other than seeing Widespread(June 23rd Red Rocks) and Trey(Aspen Jazz Fest June 24/25?). I'm also thinking of making an assault on Sopris for anyone who is interested. Are any of you gonna be around? Rob, Jeremy, Jake, Fetus, Kydeele, Stu?

ps-Rob I have an extra ticket for you if you want it.

quick decision>confusion>crazyness>mistrust?

who is in colorado? i turn 21 on the 21st. lookin for some family fun.

quick story:
i took the puppy for a last michigan walk. she got away, and by the time i finally found her, got her in the car, and left, i was extremely stressed out. came back to an angry mother telling me i smelled like smoke. first reaction, finally admit to smoking cigerettes after 4+ years of hiding it. oh well, it was a matter of time. Her responce; you dont smoke cigerettes. you were smoking weed. unfortunatly i had just smoked my last one so i had no cigerettes to show her. she drills me again later that night about it so i leave to celebrate cinco de mayo. I have no proof except calling people, and shes not budging. is it worth proving to her that i smoke cigerettes? nah. seems strange and unnesecary. on the other hand, its nice to know she cant smell the difference between the two anymore.

result: went to a cunninlynguist show friday and bummed a few smokes. came home smelling like smoke, fearing that mom would be awake assuming i was smoking weed and thus becoming completely unwilling to ever let me borrow a car again. fortunatly she was asleep so i smoked and played sonic till 430.

now that is a story.

Dee's first mother's day gift

When you thought I couldn't get nerdier...

PANIC

yes, panic

at red rocks, june 23-25.

tickets go on sale saturday at 10, I'm assuming eastern time.

Is anyone interested/going to be around?

Matt: what's your method for getting tickets, some program I could acquire that allows me to pimp ticketmaster? I would like to go one day at least.

Dee and Kyle on the Derby

Dee and I got ourselves some Kentucky Derby this weekend. 150,000 fans, 11 races, umpteen horses and umpteen jockeys, bets a-plenty, and enough mint juleps to paint the goddamn mason dixie.

The infield was the largest tailgate party I've ever been to, complete with drunkenness, belligerance, trash and beer, and some lovely sunburns. Dee and I lost money overall, although I won some on my pick of the winner. That's right, I rule. Dee placed a bet on first, second and third place horses, which wound up coming in last, second to last and third to last. She's a sage, only in reverse.

Also, Juleps are pretty tasty.

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back to backpack

alright, time to get serious on the annual cousin backpacking trip planning.

So far we know:
-Jake is available May 8 to Mid June.
-Adam said the later the better, ideally September?
-Jeremy and I are around for the summer, open schedule-wise right now, but that may get complicated, so the sooner we set a date the better.
-When does Kate leave?
-How about Bryyyyan and Matt?
-Anyone else interested?
-I can't do it mid-July.

write your available dates herre (southern pronunciation cuz i'm sweet)

I also want to climb Sopris.

I also want to learn the bagpipes.

A-pro

Anal Prolapse Orgasm. Its a sweet new thing I've stumbled across. Research if you dare!

Warning: may ruin your meal, may also ruin your day, may cause severe depression, may cause arrousal, may cause disgust and engorged genitals, may cause immaculate conception, may be the meaning of life and also the black angel of death, may cause you to cry and mastrobate in the fetal position.

Your actually much better off not looking into it...but I've planted the seed!

For the sake of balance...