rating poop

www.ratemypoo.com

I rated 4 poos before i started gagging. I'm going to try to beat that when I'm not full of chinese food.

Think ya can beat that brian?

by the way, anyone else noticed a correlation between very weak stomachs and bachelorhood?

Gettin some

I heard a couple of years ago there is a saying that if you get great parking spaces when you are not getting laid. So I'm figuring this must be the case, while I've been on an excellent parking space run the last few weeks, I haven't been getting any. Then last night - get some and today no good parking spaces. I don't anticipate getting any tonight so tomorrow should be the return of good parking spaces.

Time Killa

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band of the week

The Coup. funk/hip-hop. live band, singer with an afro.

download "cars and shoes" "me and jesus the pimp in a '79 grenada last night" "5 million ways to kill a CEO" "wear clean draws" for a taste.

see them live, on tour now, with The Lifesavas, another of the best unknkown hip-hop groups. chicago 10/21 at abbey pub
NYC, canal room. 10/29

XMAS

Dee and I will be in Snowmass for Christmas, and most likely News Years too. We should plan some cousin activities. Perhaps one of these "cousing olympics" I've been hearing so much about. I kick ass on the parallel bars....just try me.

right now

They thought that coming in to work late, hungover and wearing a lynard skynard shirt had gone out of style. well they didnt know anything about style.

I've grown to hate the nausea-hunger more than just about anything else about a hangover. it's like a hungry, diseased dog, who when you feed him tries to bite you.

i have a bottle of absinthe in my car, I intend to drive straight from work to drink it next to a police station by where a few friends work. there is a frisby golf course there, but it's just dawning on me that it might not be a great idea, but will almost certainly be done anyway.

It also just dawned on me that I forgot to call Adam back and tell him I'm not coming to Moab.

Bands on tour that I'm excited about: The Duo (jazzy) Midnite (reggae) Mos and Kweli (hip-hop) The Coup and Lifesavas (hip-hop). www.jambase.com is an excellent source for finding local concerts.

Nutrigrain bars all smell the same.

We're all just amateurs

Holy God!!!!!

Two things

Uno:
Is anyone as creeped out by condensation as I am? I mean I have a glass of ice water in front of me and somehow the water has made its way from the inside of the glass to the outside. How the fuck does it go through glass and why does everyone else just except this as normal?

Dos:
I'm drawing a huge blank here. I had something and then I lost it. God I hate that, I have the short term memory of a speck of dust. Screw it, it was probably stupid anyway. I'm just going to throw out an arbitrary prejudice: I hate people who breathe.

Kill your TV

I've come to the realization that nine out of every ten books that I read are only mildly interesting and easily forgotten. Sure they are usually well written, but good prose can only take you so far. I'd like to think that its my superior intelligence that causes my disinterest in said books. However, better sense dictates that I'm probably just picking the wrong books. In light of this revelation I am providing a list of books that I have discovered to be not only profound and insightful, but deeply enigmatic as well. I hope they save you the frustration that comes with trial and error. Anyway here goes(in order of favoritism):

The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Siddartha by Herman Hesse(thanks again Rob)
Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
Petals of Blood by Ngugi wa Thiong'o
Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Replay by Ken Grimwood
Slaughter House Five/Cat's Cradle both by Kurt Vonnegut
Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac
The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Lost Horizon by James Hilton
Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
The Jungle by Upton Sinclair


I hope this helps someone and I'd love to know what you guys are reading.

a link, and praise for karl denson

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4335230085826254641&q=%22family+guy%22