Warning!

This is what happens if you watch THE RING and
ALIEN simultaneously while pregnant.

Cheap Date

Passing the torch

This may be a little over due but I'm stepping down from my position as Family Dingdong. Kate and Adam can now battle wits in acts of ludicrous delirium for the title. I can already see that it will be a formidable match.

I am a Betty Crocker Disciple

mmmm.... looks exactly the the box told me it would look

back2backpack

bakbak

right after the backpacked journey, Jurassic5 and Sound Tribe Sector 9 are playing at red rocks. I plan on going. You should too. september 9.

-concert+cousin=cournoey

Poop disease

So I have so fortunately been granted a wonderful notable disease while visiting this wonderful country, New Zealand, which doesnt have such wonderful health requirements on their processing of chicken. I now have a lovely disease of compylobacter which is transmitted through the POO of birds, animals, and humans!!! Or supposedly in my case it is transmitted from a piece of chicken from a restuant that has not been cooked enough ( no, I have not been munching on bird crap). Also, in the last week I have been stopped by about 6 people thinking that I was their best friend.... apparently I look like a lot of New Zealanders even though every girl here wears ankle tight jeans, converse all stars and a puffy jacket from Katmandu (local REI) and are on BZP every night. Oh and BZP is speed which is legal here and that is retarted!!! At least I have found comfort in my hot water bottle which is possible the best invention ever, I cant believe we dont have them at home. You put steaming water in a sack and cuddle with it all night....sounds so good right??? It just sucks when the divits in it leave lines on my face for half of the next day because I was squeezing the shit out of it with my face! Cars are cheap here and nail polish is like gold....wierdos

Quote of the week

"I've had it with these snakes on the plane." -Samuel L. Jackson

from Snakes on a Plane

http://www.primotechnology.com/hosted/alex/snakes.htm

Short Version of Lebowskiowski.

Not sure how many of you were hit hard by the lebowski craze that claimed so many of my peers, but here's some good lebowski: every fuck strung together. enjoy.

Rock On Tour

Saw the Raconteurs last night. Fantastic show. Way better than the album, which is also good. Jack White is ripped.

Then we went to a bar. After drinking and losing at cricket to some dude with a leather travel dart case, we drive home. A skateboard guy runs out into the street in front of us, but doubles back instead of getting hit. Naturally, we roll down our windows and yell, "Wooooooaaa, budy!". Moments later we realize he's running after us and throwing his skateboard at our car, which misses completely. So we say, "Nice try buddy!" and drive offf. I'm all for downtown skating, but not if it involves throwing the board at cars. I'm just not going to support that, man.

The Daily Rubb

-Farting in the shower, with your back to the water, makes a great sound.
-I ate some buffalo chicken pizza. It was tasty but my stomach made a big stink about it.
-Chugging pepto from the bottle is strangely gangsta.
-I work at the Cooper Street Bar now. I wait tables and eat pretzels. I will soon reinstate the ritual of asking trivia questions, mostly simpsons-related, for free drinks.
-I got high and had a bunch of guinnesses and started making guiness mixed drinks, such as guiness, baileys, ice cream and peanut butter.
-New phrase for maasturbation: Rough up the suspect.
-New silly sex move: The Spider Man: masturbate, squirt in hand, fling at terrorist.
-New favorite book: Still Life w/ Woodpecker
-New Zealander: Kate.
-New Extreme Sport: Kite Tubing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H0k9Uvt2os&search=kite%20tubing
-A Tribe Called Quest is playing some shows next month.
-Soulive is the best live band.
-Stupid sentence: I'd rather be in a muff then a muffin.


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The longest ride

I hop on the bus labeled "northbound", but notice that it's heading south instead. The driver tells me she forgot to switch the sign. On top of that, I later notice that she's heading through the neighborhoods--not on the route. Just when I notice, she proclaims, "Darn it, I'm driving home! Jeesh." So, I was forced to enjoy the extra thirty minutes that it took for the bus to loop back around northbound and also the added little trip to the driver's home while she spaced out. She almost hit a car as well, butI think it was the car's fault.

What will I do tonight?

I will be watching all episodes of Faces of Death back to back, lights off, heat on full blast, holding a knife or some sort of hatchet, and mercilessly scratching my poison ivy rash.

Gotta get my kicks before the baby comes, dig.

MIA

I think I may be the only one posting stuff on this blog. The following people should be ashamed of themselves as cousins:
Magburger, Kerry, Kate, Adam, Jeremy, Molly, and to a lesser extent Kaiser Wilhelm. Boo

Return of the Mummy

Despite several successful years in the mountain bike industry Adam has decided to become a mummy. I thought I should be the one to tell you guys because all he can say is "Mrgghh", "Aaarghh", and "grrrrrngh" right now and I'm not sure you would undertand. He seems extremely content in his decision though doesn't he. He'll make a great mummy.