Tuesday, September 26, 2006

s.a.f.e.t.y dance




Shiiiiit...I'm just talkin 'bout groovin'!

Monday, September 25, 2006

Sunday, September 24, 2006

The Family Business!

http://www.meaningfulfunerals.net/fh/services/products.cfm?product=urns&fh_id=10367

I want either the Golfer's Paradise or the Dolphins in Harmony

Friday, September 22, 2006

Mallort

You guys should all go out and buy this stuff:

http://www.expotv.com/videos/Beer,_Wine_&_Liquor/Mallort/74,7078/


Also, www.expotv.com is actually a mildly amusing website if you're bored and want to see what regular joe-schmos think of different consumer products.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

911 Cover Up

Wondering what y'all might think of this.

It's real long, but well-done and provacative, whatever you believe.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5946593973848835726

If that doesn't work just go to video.google.com and type 911 cover up. You want the 1 hr 22 min. one. give 'er a try some time you got time.

Too bad Woodward and the Bernstein bear aren't here.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Found Him!


There he is! Right next to the titty!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Dear Stuggles,



If you ever wish to officially revise, or perhaps categorically deny, your stance on the potential of dogs to "rule," I'll understand.

Monday, September 04, 2006

The Daily Rubb

-Some plant or plant dwelling hell-creature stung my hand and turned it into a rubber glove full of pink goo.

-As my status with the lovely Aspen girl, who refuses to make out, progresses, I found myself jumping up and down on home plate and missing the base-rounding.

-I survived the Temptation Island weekend of two hot ex-girlfriends and some gorgeous latina sitting at the bar by herself, being set up with me by two drunken old ladies from indiana, who got relinquished to an ass-hole bartender.

-One of said drunken old ladies informed me that most guys either have girlfriends or are assholes. My lack of hitting on gorgoues latina reveals that I am either in category A, or still lacking the mack skills highly regarded in my days of adolescence.

-A Kona-doggy chasing an agile chupmunk around a living room is a good way to wreck a living room and a bad time to teach a Kona-doggy the virtue of patience.

-marijuana and waitering to not mix.

-I seek not refuge.

-Orange Juice has been upgraded to delicious.

-I'm going to the Jazz Festival today, which instead of jazz features gimicky musicians listed here followed by gimmick. Polyphonic Spree (robes), Keller Williams (too many instruments/lack of other band members), and Matisyahu (Judaism). Then Backpacking 3 days, then J5/Sountribe at RedRocks, then a few days of work where I will be lectured about taking too many days off, then more days off for Dalai Lama, Tribe Called Quest, and a Telluride Blues and Brews Festival, which will be my first attempt at Gonzo Journalism.