Saturday, February 26, 2005

Dear Joe Hio

If you would like to start a revolution, I'm your man amigo. There are inumerable causes for such an event. The war in Iraq, genocide, viral pandemics, not to mention uncountable infringes on our civil rights as human beings. However I suggest a much simpler, below the radar approach. The appraoch is three fold and involves time and patience, patience that is a means to an unimaginable end. Follow me through this:
First, we must establish a few bland, menial ideas that form the shell of our organization. A few suggestions are feeding the homeless, caring for the elderly, helping people with disabilities, etc. Is doesn't really matter. You see a shell is just that; a thin outer crust that hides and protects the goods inside. What is important is that our organization much have a religious component to it. A front if you will. The reason is this: the religious front will give us a right wing appearance which gives us the confidence and trust of the conservatives as well as the affluent. which brings me to the next point.
Second, we turn our organization with its religious component and turn it into a legitimate fucking religion. We will obtain tax-free status and more importantly obtain the ability to collect money(tax-free money) from our constituents. Now we are a funded revolution with a none-the-wiser following.
Third, we slowly, quietly awaken our people to the injustices that are the body(the goods) of our revolution. Big business, oil companies, republicans, pollution, corruption, just to name a few ideas. Although, ideally we will need a more specific focus for logistic reasons.
And our movement has begun.

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