Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Cousin Awards

As a full blown cousin olympics has yet to occur, I thought it might suffice to come up with some awards, for the regular season. Add yer own at the bottom.

-BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Brian, for the story of the guy who keeps thinking about drinking his water but never does, then he gets decapitated.

-BEST HYPERBOLE: Jake: I'm being licked by the flames of the devil"

-BEST TRACK&FIELD DEBUT: Jeremy

-WORST COUSINBLOGGING: Jeremy

-BEST BOY: Umm...me?

-LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IN XTREMENESS: Jake

-BEST SUPPORT AT WIDESPREAD CONCERT: Molly

-LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IN PASTRY-PHONE-SEX: 1-800 Biscuit

-JAKIEST MATT: Adam

-BEST GROOM: Matt

-WETTEST BRIDESMAID: Kate

-BEST ADAPTED NICKNAME: Thai Chi Chi

-BEST PIZZA THROWING: Kyle

-BEST SUPPORTING PIZZA THROWING: Whiskey

-BEST AUSTRALIAN ALMOST COUSIN: Molly

7 comments:

The Cheese said...

Most frequent use of the word dude: Bryan

Biggest pants: Jeremy

Award for uncharacteristic craziness: Adam

Most grumpy cousin combo: Adam/Matt

Award for token appearances: Kerry

Funniest word: poo

Bubb Rubb said...

best decision: drunken kate concluding that she'd rather eat a calorie than have friendsack dragged across her face

The Cheese said...

Cousin MIA award: deekyle

K-Snake said...

Best Scrabble quote: "I don't even want towniest."
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Bubb Rubb said...

best yelling of a tired pop culture reference: kate, when she yelled OKAYYYYY so hard that she fell out of her foldy-chair

Anonymous said...

Best long awaited blog reappearance: Me

Most anticlimactic long awaited blog reappearance: me

Bubb Rubb said...

most likely to hope that the biggest butt game doesn't involve some sort of anal cramming: me.