This blog could use a dose of non toilet related humor. Until then, I nominate the following word to refer to accidentaly pooing a little bit when you pass gas: Fartwurst.
snake eyes seems like it has a place it this conversation, but I'm not sure where. Its like a turtle head poking out, but more sinister.
as in,
I bet it all, then crapped out with some snake eyes. Slimy tail and all.
Not great, but you see where I'm going with this. Add a hissing, trail of slime, or slithering reference and its good to go. Tough to circle back to a fartwurst though. Maybe a toasted buns joke would help with the fartwurst reference more. I don't know. I'm tired.
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That's a strong word nomination. I have a challenger. It's clever, but maybe only with an explanation.
The Crap Out. Because every time you fart it's a roll of the dice. Sometimes you win. Sometimes you crap out.
As in, "I thought I had one or two more farts left before anything went wrong, but I bet it all, and I crapped out. I crapped out bad, doc."
I believe what we have here are terms for the process - crap out - and the substance - fartwurst. They go mighty well together, imo omg lol.
And if "doc" is your underwear, then we're in even better shape.
A crap out could also be construed as a dump you are not brave enough to take. In this interpretation it is a clean fart.
Love, Dee
snake eyes seems like it has a place it this conversation, but I'm not sure where. Its like a turtle head poking out, but more sinister.
as in,
I bet it all, then crapped out with some snake eyes. Slimy tail and all.
Not great, but you see where I'm going with this. Add a hissing, trail of slime, or slithering reference and its good to go. Tough to circle back to a fartwurst though. Maybe a toasted buns joke would help with the fartwurst reference more. I don't know. I'm tired.
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