Thursday, December 08, 2005

Sorry

But this question just had to be raised. Do people really jerk off with a sock? It seems like everywhere I look, "grab a sock" implies the first phase of a jacking off process, and I just don't get it. It seems like the man and the sock both suffer each other's involvement in the act.

P.S. I went to high school with a kid who's method of choice was to fill a bag with lube, stick it between his two mattresses and hump away.

7 comments:

Melissa said...

I don't think they really do.

Mike Stewart said...

Hmmm....jerking off has been one of my favorite subjects and favorite activities for over 50 years (really!) and I've never heard sock associated with it. That's what I like about blogs though...you learn something new every day!

DEE said...

Rob, where do you find these people? First you were stalked by tiddliwinks, and now you're getting supportive feedback from 3M and dirty, dirty enthusiasm from HOG. In my opinion, the sock tradition a) is real, and b) most likely has its roots in the armed forces.

The Cheese said...

You don't jerk off with the sock dummies, you jerk off into the sock. It's where the mess goes when you blow your load. Unless you like warm, salty splooge on your legs, its very handy.

Anonymous said...

Think of it as a specimen container...or at least I do...or at least thinking of specimen helps facilitate the process...for me.

Bubb Rubb said...

so we'll all be bunking together for new years right?

that's perhaps the most disgusting visual this blog has created for me.

it's also possibel that my hardest laug came from the fact that before any of us relatives could read or respond to this post, a person named "horny old guy" (whose interests include * SEX * loafing * eating * drinking * surfing the web for smut and * playing with my weenie) tells us that dfespite being an avid masturbater, he's never heard of this particular widespread technique.

The Cheese said...

Holy shit, have you guys seen horny old dude's blog? Talk about creepy, I had to bludgeon my eyes after looking at it.