Saturday, December 03, 2005

A Conan Thanksgiving, by Dee Scanlan

Thanksgiving was a lot of fun. We all gathered at the Smith's, ate cheesy chicken dip, and got drunk. The mood changed, however, when Kyle couldn't handle losing at ping pong. He quickly descended into a madness of Thanksgiving proportions...

He completely freaked out, cried, and morphed into a creepy-crawly monster.

Rob was the first to make a break for it...

...and then Jeremy tried to escape...

...but Marie got stuck. Kyle was so cruel, so merciless in his pursuit of ankles, that something had to be done.
So Rob and Jeremy did the right thing, and came back to save Marie. They struggled long and hard to subdue Kyle, and were ultimately successful. Little did they know, it was too late. The madness was contagious...

My sister lost her thumb, watched her pointer finger turn into a baby penis, and the cycle started all over again...


1 comment:

The Cheese said...

How much pot did it take to get Jeremy to levitate like that? Alot?