Monday, August 29, 2005

Wipe styles of the rich and famous

I wipe from the back to the front how do you?*



*(information will be compiled to determine the ultimate cousin wiping technique or UCWT)

3 comments:

Bubb Rubb said...

back to front, around the right cheek, 2 squares

Anonymous said...

At first I thought we were on the same page, but after careful rereading and rereading I realized that you are really a new breed of wiper. You belong in a the family of Front-to-Backers within the sub-class back-to-front...how facinatingly bizarre!

The Cheese said...

Front to back as many as nine wipes, depending on what I eat. In a weird coincidence, if I eat poo, I never have to wipe. weird.