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Hello, My little hairy friends. Today's task is to meet somebody new. I met a huge fat cigar shop owner. He was funny. I will see him again for a smoke and coffee in his little shitty cigar shop. I played butt-hunter and it is a funny game. I am going to go to the cottage tonight and maybe go on a canoe trip this weekend. I am going to go to Colorado sometime around the 20th and stay for a week or so, so look for me to be stopping in a Colorado city near you. I am having chicken patties for lunch.....dos. I just started to record some guitar stuff onto a handheld tape recorder so I can remember what I have played. I smoked a cigar and had a grande cup of coffee, I am pretty zoned right now, and I am going to take a grande corn relish shite in the toilet. I saw a M.I.L.F at the farmers market. I ran around the lake the other day to relieve stress it was like upwards of 10 miles. I want to work in this old classical book store, I went there today and farted all over the basement of it....note to self: farts in old book stores do not combine to make a good smell. New White Stripes album is coming out soon, I suggest everyone buy it and listen. Jack White is an artist his machismo overflows like the Ganges in monsoon season. Without porn there is not internet. Love, Kaiser Wilhelm II