sci fi adventure

This looks friggin stupid:


But this looks friggin cool:


And this looks friggin delicious:

Just cause

I can't believe I actually found this. I hate video posts but your not going to believe this one. We have a freeggin theme song!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7J_ax3s8-I

notice the greasy muscle painting in the background

I have been watching you

Howdy dewdy cuz'z,
I forgot about this thing a while ago. I thought that nobody could possibly still think this thing is worth their time, but au contraire. Luckily I didn't miss too much. Whipit is fecally fixed. Ksnake is, well...very silly. Cheese is, how do you say...photoey. What fun! A little background about myself: I ate collard greens and turkey meatballs tonight and it went straight to my head.

Warmest Regards,

Edwin

Halloween Ideas

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poop jokes

mountainous sounds alot like mount-anus

"a sweet-ass ride" can become "a sweet ass-ride" (or cool ass-car, or sweet ass-living, or mellow ass-life, or nice ass-view). This joke was stolen, then expanded on, from xkcd.com

I have been putting serious thought into getting a funny tattoo that I won't get sick of. This is very difficult. My best so far is: "(enter poop joke here)". This may have below it, a tiny stick figure with a giant pile of poop next to him. He may be giving the

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face. Still working on it.

Recent backpacking trip

The Manistee River in Central Michigan.

Jake jumping for the sake of jumping.

Insert caption here:

Jake hanging from a bridge for the sake of hanging from a bridge.

If three guys are gay in the woods do you post it on the internet?

Gramma's Beef Barley Soup

I want to apologize for going AWOL from the blog for so long. I only have my apparent abundance of latent gayness as an excuse. Rob gave me the equivalent of an email bitch slap and now here is the requested Gramma Ruth recipe for Beef Barley Soup. I also included a bonus recipe of hers for Meatloaf if you are so inclined.

Beef Barley Soup (quoted exactly as written followed by my additions)

1. Beef (drawing of a tiny circle within a larger circle here) round/ bone in middle
2. soup bones (3 about)
3. brown in a little olive oil
4. put in kettle with celery tops and onions, clove garlic and cook for 2 or 3 hours
5. strain (cut up meat and save)
6. add to broth 1 can beef broth and barley
7. cook 45 minutes or 1 hr. test barley
8. add carrots, celery, zucchini, corn, etc and 1 can diced tomatoes
9. cook just til done
   

Okay, this recipe is actually really good but it needs some splainin. This is for 8 servings.

• The tiny circle within a circle means eye of round, its a cut of meat.
• There are no measurements so I used my own, here they are:
• 4 lbs eye of round (or chuck) cut into 1 inch cubes
• 8 tbsp olive oil
• 8 cups beef stock (add to step 4)
• 3 medium carrots sliced (half for broth, half for soup at step 6)
• 3 ribs celery sliced (half for broth, half at step 6)
• 1 large onions diced
• 1 cup pearl barley
• 1 medium zucchini diced
• no corn, just seemed weird to me
• I also added 1 tsp worcestershire, 1 tsp soy sauce , salt and pepper to step 6
• pearl barley took an hour

Sorry for the long recipe, just thought you'd like to see the original.

Here's the meat loaf recipe. Never made it, mostly because I have my own kick ass recipe.

Meat Loaf (written exactly as she did)

• 1/2 # veal )
• 1/2 # pork } Or the mixture in the store
• 1/2 # beef )
• 3 beaten eggs
• 2 large onions----1/2 green pepper
• 4 c. crumbs (mostly bread)
• 3 c. milk
• 5 tsp salt--1/2 tsp pepper---2tbsp parsley
• 1/2 tsp dry mustard
• 1/4 tsp sage or poultry seasoning
• 1/4 tsp garlic salt
• 350 degrees--1hr---1 1/2 hr

So there you have it. Enjoy and will one of you Smith boys cut and paste this to your mom?

Matt:
Can you post that Grandma beef recipe you mentioned you love the other day? I forget what the dish was...stew? Brisket? Grandmabeef?

best online comic ever

www.xkcd.com

A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.

I also really enjoy garfield minus garfield.

links

I don't normally make a whole post just for a youtube link, but this is great.

So someone tried to creep into a window in the projects for some nonconsentual hanky-panky, and the local news covered it with a pretty amusing interview with the victims's brother. Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPAeXI5rN9E&feature=search

Then, someone put it to some music, and now it is the number one most requested song on many music stations. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

And while I'm at it, might as well throw out a link to a classic that this reminds me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&feature=search (that's right, the Alabama leprechaun)
(can't forget the music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyrIPw3wY&feature=search

observational humor

I've been coming to this site almost daily hoping that I would come up with something funny. Most of the time I start typing something about pooping then delete it. Rubb suggested I write down some observations and then type them all in at once. So far the only one I have is...

I find emptying your bowels and bladder, simultaneously, in one extravagent show of force to be amazingly satisfying.


sorry.

I will be adding a comment to this post which has much better ones that weren't written by me. I would suggest reading all of them if you have the time.

The Questions

In an effort to bring this party back to life, I am proposing a little question game. I'll start with the first question. Then, every time somone comes to the site, they answer the question and pose another one. Here we go.

What person would you most like to see humiliated, and what would you like to see them do?

Summer Adventure

Anyone got any summer adventure plans? Colorado trips? Backpacking? Anal clam-crams in Boston?

I got that travel bug. Also, that travelers stomach bug, which has had my poop looking like my turtle-water after not cleaning it for too long. brown, green, watery, turtle-infested... I'll be pooping in cups for this one for sure.

Nude Tayne

Let me share you two vids I'm addicted to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNeXu5xIDY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x068o6Wtw4&feature=related

for kyle

I came acroos this photo. Not sure if its a hoax. supposed to be a true 3-d map of neurons, which seams impossible to me.


www.gearfuse.com/first-3d-map-of-the-brains-connections/

Oh, Inception, ohhhhhhhh my...

quick story

So, my car was stolen over the weekend. I have not heard from the police in 3 days. I assumed it would be found in glenwood, striped clean. They just called me and told me my car was found in el jabel, legally parked on the street in a subdivision, with no obvious damage, and the trunk was crammed full of camping equipment. Also, my check book was still in the center counsole.

Weird.

another linkery

http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-most-ridiculous-fight-scenes-in-movie-history.html

the second is my favorite, due to the surprise ending.

omg

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html

creepiest youtube video

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=popular