"I looked over the his shoulder when he opened up the guy and said "OHH!! Awesome!! Whats that thing?"
"I think I've got...4 breasts?"
"Yup, thats me. I'm the pee queen."
"I'm in over my head with all this urine."
"There's some guys leg in the fridge and its starting to make the bloodbank stink."
"Its your turn to poke the combative drunk guy."
In responce: "OK, but the last one spit on me while I was trying to poke him."
"YEA! I found the stool sample!"
This ones a little old and a little morbid, but still kind of funny...
"Happy valentines day, here's a stillborn."
More to come. I just started writing these down.
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