In case anyone was wondering, the prize of the sandwich contest that i dominated all of your sorry asses in (lettuce? please.) was "the world's smallest care package." It contained "everything i'll ever need" which is:
-1/8 ounce of dehydrated tobasco, ear plugs, a mystery pill, pot seeds, a wet nap, lipton, a bottle opener, money (1 penny), food (one teddy gram), a button, some lotion, a bandaid, a tum, and a mysterious white ball, and air.
thanks matt. i'm chewing the teddy gram as i write this.
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Glad you like it.
The mysterious white ball is a teething tablet in case your teeth hurt.
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