Poop disease

So I have so fortunately been granted a wonderful notable disease while visiting this wonderful country, New Zealand, which doesnt have such wonderful health requirements on their processing of chicken. I now have a lovely disease of compylobacter which is transmitted through the POO of birds, animals, and humans!!! Or supposedly in my case it is transmitted from a piece of chicken from a restuant that has not been cooked enough ( no, I have not been munching on bird crap). Also, in the last week I have been stopped by about 6 people thinking that I was their best friend.... apparently I look like a lot of New Zealanders even though every girl here wears ankle tight jeans, converse all stars and a puffy jacket from Katmandu (local REI) and are on BZP every night. Oh and BZP is speed which is legal here and that is retarted!!! At least I have found comfort in my hot water bottle which is possible the best invention ever, I cant believe we dont have them at home. You put steaming water in a sack and cuddle with it all night....sounds so good right??? It just sucks when the divits in it leave lines on my face for half of the next day because I was squeezing the shit out of it with my face! Cars are cheap here and nail polish is like gold....wierdos