Old Boston Man 1: “What, you’re going to by your wife a card last-minute?”
Old Boston Man 2: “You know what I did yesterday? I drove down to Somerville and
bought her one and a half pounds of salami. Best gift you could
give someone.”
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Snooty effeminate Starbucks patron: "I'd like a FULL caramel machiatto."
Clerk: "What?!"
3 comments:
I love that. Overheard comments should be a regular fixture on this blog.
"....DIAmonds..."
-overhead by kyle from a fancy girl at a diamonds store in the carribean
Actually it was at an airport diamond kiosk.
And, for those who watch Saturday Night Live, it was said in an accent resembling Donitella Versace (Diiii-a-monds).
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