Best Horror: Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Most God-Awful Horror Sequel: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Best Horror Masquerading as Drama: Rosemary’s Baby
Goofiest Horror: The Blob
Funniest Horror Series: Halloween
Goriest Film Ever, I mean, Just Completely Overboard: Dead Alive
Most Gratuitously Disturbing: Salo
Most Artistically Disturbing: Eraserhead
Most Unsettling Movie to Show to a Foreign Exchange Student on Her First Day in the States (my bad): The Doom Generation
Most Horrifically Hilarious Swayze: Roadhouse (ok, not horror, but still…)
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[if !supportEmptyParas] to you too buddy
I believe that Dead Alive deserves two more awards:
Best Display of Zombie Sex
Best Use of Zombie Love Child
by the way, did you know thats the same director from Lord of the Rings? You probably did. Well so did I smarty pants! Geez, not everyone is as smart as you, jerk. I don't even know why I bother talking to you. What's that? I'm a what? Well fuck you motherfucker! You ass snacking tinklepoop. I'm telling my mom. Remember when you poured scrambled eggs on Kerry's head in Gramma's basement? That was hilarious.
of course
the scrambled eggs incident
that's why kerry doesnt write us anything. mystery solved
worst "horror" to show someone when they're on mushrooms: requiem for a dream. he promptly left IU and moved back in with his parents
Answering Saddle Bags:
There are 3 Films:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974-awsome)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (terrible)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake (2003--haven't seen, heard bad things)
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