The 002

Since this blog is so light on toilet humor, here's a new 12-step program for pooping in honor of the new James Bond movie. I call it the Double-O-Two.

1. Enter bathroom
2. Remove lower garmentry
3. Sit
4. Make a gun out of index finger and thumb
5. Point gun at wall, or mirror if preferred
   
6. Push fecal matter through GI tract
   
7. Bend thumb down like trigger when turd hits toilet water
8. Make quiet shooting noise with mouth
9. Blow on tip of index finger as though it were smoking
   
10. Wipe
11. Shake, but don't stir, toilet water
12. Leave and never look back