OBAMA'S HUGE PACKAGE DOES LITTLE TO STIMULATE

President Barack Obama's king size package may not provide the stimulation lady liberty needs. One reputable source is quoted as saying, "although the package looks big, its basically just nuts!" How deep will the package penetrate? A source close to the president said that people will feel the trickle down from the package in their hands, though most of it will be received in their pockets. Yet, skeptics of his package say the two main pieces are are so close to taint. "When he blows it I am going to take it on the chin," said another. After personally observing the package I have learned of this funny looking part of the package that is sandwhiched between pork and the "legs" of the package. Just as this article was being printed, a bisexual street walker exclaimed, "on the inside I like his package."