In You, Endo

You know what, there is a lot of sexual innuendo associated with tools. First of all, tool, of course. But there are so many others. Screw, hammer, nail, nut…I greased up my tool, screwed her from the top, hammered her from the bottom, worked her from behind, nailed her from the side, then nutted and bolted. Really, there are few items that aren’t in use as innuendo, but perhaps they should be. Let’s see now. I took one look at her washer, and decided then and there I would wrench it one day with my hot glue gun. No? How about: ooooh, my, hand me a tape measure and that tube of white caulk!