when you wake up to take a nice morning dump, pick some reading material from your poo-side magazine rack and then realize it is splattered with vomit and even after washing your hands you can't seem to escape the smell
This is completely unrelated but I got yelled at by an old polish lady for letting my dog pee on the church next to my apartment and then i started thinking "If I go to hell for this, god sure wasn't paying attention for most of my life." And then I smiled at her and kept walking.
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This is completely unrelated but I got yelled at by an old polish lady for letting my dog pee on the church next to my apartment and then i started thinking "If I go to hell for this, god sure wasn't paying attention for most of my life." And then I smiled at her and kept walking.
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