The first is Jeri Ryan, my old babysitter from Paducah, KY, who is famous for giving thousands of Star Trek geeks their first hard-on:
The next is my old nemesis, Jennifer Carpenter. We got in such a huge fight in 7th grade that she actually transfered schools (I wrote "bitch" on the sleeve of her Land's End jacket). She came back in 8th grade and we were friends again. Here she is as Emily Rose:
And last but not least is Audrey Hollander, whose real name I will keep to myself. We were friends in high school, back when she was a dirty hippie living near Churchill Downs instead of a dirty porn star living in L.A. She was pure white trash, poor as dirt, but she was such a brat to her parents that I stopped being friends with her. Its probably their fault, though - when "Audrey" was 3, her parents weren't watching their brownies close enough she went on a trip she wasn't ready for. Here is the cover of one of her movies (one out of at least 100):
4 comments:
it's a good thing none of us were built for filth. that's a saaad way to be built
I was feeling bad for old Audrey Hollander, but then I saw that she was nominated for Best New Starlet by AVN and XRCO. That and the Pit Vipers on the cover made me realize my dream. I too am built for filth.
I have really long toes?
Stuggles, you magnificent bastard. What do you do with those long toes?
Hollander--she's famous for 2 in the stink. Seriously. Gross.
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