To keep up with the toilet humor I've been thinking of strange explinations for band names I hear on satalite radio.
For instance...
Five Finger Death punch.
Agressive fisting.
Cage the elephant.
To hold back a very large poop. (i was at the mall and had to cage the elephant.)
The White Stripes
cum shots
Rage against the machine.
what you to do a vending machine after it eats your money
Ra
The sound I make when I am caging an elephant
I'll add more when I remember or think of them.
I also had the band name "sadgasm" in my head today. Was that a k-snake invention or an actual band?
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elephant made me lol so hard
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Sounds like you need some positive thoughts in your effort to Cage the Elephant.
We should go to these blogs and post ads for our own blog on fartwurst, caged elephants, and other inspirational discussions
I like that idea. It needs to sound like an ad though.
Try the all new, glutten-free, fartwurst! Just open, push, and lay your very own! No refunds.
warning: do not cage the elephant when attempting to grill a fartwurst. This ad is not responsible for crap-outs.
-When Ben Folds Five, you know you're in for the Five Finger Death Punch
red hot chili peppers:
little painful pooplets after eating way too much hot sauce. (woke up this morning with the worst red hot chili peppers.)
sick puppies
bilateral breast cancer (this one is funnier because their hit single was titled: "one of us is going down.")
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