Creative Lewdness

Have you ever seen the american express commercial where they make everday items (purses, couches, chairs, sinks, vacuums, etc.) look like faces?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9LzO_nLVIc

For some reason I love that commercial. Anywho, I think we can do better and I propose a contest where everyone submits their own picture or pictures. Winner gets a special gift from me of my choosing.

Major points will be awarded for creative lewdness.

Here are a few lame attempts (lacking in lewdness) by me: