Rob's Brown Friend

• Is really an orange-brown
  
• Loves long showers and silk boxers
• Puckers once for yes, twice for no
• Cries real tears when sick
• Could use some anti-aging cream...badly
• Moans deeply, sadly when full
• Feels like a third wheel sometimes
• Doesn't really care for hot sauces
• Secretly wishes that life had a meaning