if you were too far away from the calzone to fart in it, you could transfer your fart to it via balloon. The right mixture of fart and colder air can control altitude, then you merely push it towards the calzone, and shoot a blow-dart at it once it has arrived to deliver its steamy cargo.
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if you were too far away from the calzone to fart in it, you could transfer your fart to it via balloon. The right mixture of fart and colder air can control altitude, then you merely push it towards the calzone, and shoot a blow-dart at it once it has arrived to deliver its steamy cargo.
fart in a can would be a devestating addition to these ideas, if it still exists.
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