The longest ride

I hop on the bus labeled "northbound", but notice that it's heading south instead. The driver tells me she forgot to switch the sign. On top of that, I later notice that she's heading through the neighborhoods--not on the route. Just when I notice, she proclaims, "Darn it, I'm driving home! Jeesh." So, I was forced to enjoy the extra thirty minutes that it took for the bus to loop back around northbound and also the added little trip to the driver's home while she spaced out. She almost hit a car as well, butI think it was the car's fault.