who is in colorado? i turn 21 on the 21st. lookin for some family fun.
quick story:
i took the puppy for a last michigan walk. she got away, and by the time i finally found her, got her in the car, and left, i was extremely stressed out. came back to an angry mother telling me i smelled like smoke. first reaction, finally admit to smoking cigerettes after 4+ years of hiding it. oh well, it was a matter of time. Her responce; you dont smoke cigerettes. you were smoking weed. unfortunatly i had just smoked my last one so i had no cigerettes to show her. she drills me again later that night about it so i leave to celebrate cinco de mayo. I have no proof except calling people, and shes not budging. is it worth proving to her that i smoke cigerettes? nah. seems strange and unnesecary. on the other hand, its nice to know she cant smell the difference between the two anymore.
result: went to a cunninlynguist show friday and bummed a few smokes. came home smelling like smoke, fearing that mom would be awake assuming i was smoking weed and thus becoming completely unwilling to ever let me borrow a car again. fortunatly she was asleep so i smoked and played sonic till 430.
now that is a story.
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I have a few suggestions for your dilemma:
1-Tell her you were smoking both, but you learned it from watching your Dad. Its so crazy it just might work.
2-Tell her that she was actually smelling her upper lip and that you're not falling for the old switcheroo. Laugh and call her a silly goose.
3-Completely deny even being her son. Take a poop on the floor, steal one of her shoes and run out the back door. Re-enter thru the front door(be sure to ditch the shoe)and pretend like you just got home, mention that it smells like smoke inside. Trust me--this is perfect.
tell her you were smoking crack, then check yourself into rehab the next morning to prove it. then laugh and say it was all an april fools joke. when she points out that april fools day was over a month ago, blame the crack for your recent trouble with dates.
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