Dee and I will be in Snowmass for Christmas, and most likely News Years too. We should plan some cousin activities. Perhaps one of these "cousing olympics" I've been hearing so much about. I kick ass on the parallel bars....just try me.
You guys live in a dream world where all it takes is someone to pose the question: Does anyone want to have a cousin party? I mean c'mon, sheezus. Kyle your cool, but Rob and Matt what the fuck? Not cool. It just so happens that you guys are so dumb that the thought only pops into your head like once every 3 months, and when it does...aye! It's like, "Fuck yeah! Great fuckin' idea! I should've thought of that. I'm always losing out on great ideas like that! Like that one invention I thought of...Fuck Yeah!" You two are like handicapped fraternity brothers, triangle lambda horseshoe. Tits yeah!
Hey there fella, whoa!? I'm pretty sure all I said was that I'd be in Aspen, but good rant anyway. I'm not sure what you're so mad about but i just pooed on your forehead and banged your cat. So suck it LOSER.
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kyle can do 164 bpm (bars per minute)
i'm in for some cousin debauchery over the holidays. i'll begin compiling sleds, stopwatches, frat-cups, ketamine, and brass knuckles.
Liz and I will be there from x-mas day through new years.
You guys live in a dream world where all it takes is someone to pose the question: Does anyone want to have a cousin party? I mean c'mon, sheezus. Kyle your cool, but Rob and Matt what the fuck? Not cool. It just so happens that you guys are so dumb that the thought only pops into your head like once every 3 months, and when it does...aye! It's like, "Fuck yeah! Great fuckin' idea! I should've thought of that. I'm always losing out on great ideas like that! Like that one invention I thought of...Fuck Yeah!" You two are like handicapped fraternity brothers, triangle lambda horseshoe. Tits yeah!
...Just joking. But seriously? Jaker
Hey there fella, whoa!? I'm pretty sure all I said was that I'd be in Aspen, but good rant anyway. I'm not sure what you're so mad about but i just pooed on your forehead and banged your cat. So suck it LOSER.
"i've been taken down a peg. a whole peg!"
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