As a full blown cousin olympics has yet to occur, I thought it might suffice to come up with some awards, for the regular season. Add yer own at the bottom.
-BEST ADAPTED SCREENPLAY: Brian, for the story of the guy who keeps thinking about drinking his water but never does, then he gets decapitated.
-BEST HYPERBOLE: Jake: I'm being licked by the flames of the devil"
-BEST TRACK&FIELD DEBUT: Jeremy
-WORST COUSINBLOGGING: Jeremy
-BEST BOY: Umm...me?
-LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IN XTREMENESS: Jake
-BEST SUPPORT AT WIDESPREAD CONCERT: Molly
-LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT IN PASTRY-PHONE-SEX: 1-800 Biscuit
-JAKIEST MATT: Adam
-BEST GROOM: Matt
-WETTEST BRIDESMAID: Kate
-BEST ADAPTED NICKNAME: Thai Chi Chi
-BEST PIZZA THROWING: Kyle
-BEST SUPPORTING PIZZA THROWING: Whiskey
-BEST AUSTRALIAN ALMOST COUSIN: Molly
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Most frequent use of the word dude: Bryan
Biggest pants: Jeremy
Award for uncharacteristic craziness: Adam
Most grumpy cousin combo: Adam/Matt
Award for token appearances: Kerry
Funniest word: poo
best decision: drunken kate concluding that she'd rather eat a calorie than have friendsack dragged across her face
Cousin MIA award: deekyle
Best Scrabble quote: "I don't even want towniest."
THERE - IS THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU BLOODSUCKERS???
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best yelling of a tired pop culture reference: kate, when she yelled OKAYYYYY so hard that she fell out of her foldy-chair
Best long awaited blog reappearance: Me
Most anticlimactic long awaited blog reappearance: me
most likely to hope that the biggest butt game doesn't involve some sort of anal cramming: me.
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