best online comic ever

www.xkcd.com

A webcomic of romance,
sarcasm, math, and language.

I also really enjoy garfield minus garfield.

links

I don't normally make a whole post just for a youtube link, but this is great.

So someone tried to creep into a window in the projects for some nonconsentual hanky-panky, and the local news covered it with a pretty amusing interview with the victims's brother. Here's the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPAeXI5rN9E&feature=search

Then, someone put it to some music, and now it is the number one most requested song on many music stations. Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

And while I'm at it, might as well throw out a link to a classic that this reminds me of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8&feature=search (that's right, the Alabama leprechaun)
(can't forget the music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfyrIPw3wY&feature=search

observational humor

I've been coming to this site almost daily hoping that I would come up with something funny. Most of the time I start typing something about pooping then delete it. Rubb suggested I write down some observations and then type them all in at once. So far the only one I have is...

I find emptying your bowels and bladder, simultaneously, in one extravagent show of force to be amazingly satisfying.


sorry.

I will be adding a comment to this post which has much better ones that weren't written by me. I would suggest reading all of them if you have the time.

The Questions

In an effort to bring this party back to life, I am proposing a little question game. I'll start with the first question. Then, every time somone comes to the site, they answer the question and pose another one. Here we go.

What person would you most like to see humiliated, and what would you like to see them do?

Summer Adventure

Anyone got any summer adventure plans? Colorado trips? Backpacking? Anal clam-crams in Boston?

I got that travel bug. Also, that travelers stomach bug, which has had my poop looking like my turtle-water after not cleaning it for too long. brown, green, watery, turtle-infested... I'll be pooping in cups for this one for sure.

Nude Tayne

Let me share you two vids I'm addicted to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmNeXu5xIDY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x068o6Wtw4&feature=related

for kyle

I came acroos this photo. Not sure if its a hoax. supposed to be a true 3-d map of neurons, which seams impossible to me.


www.gearfuse.com/first-3d-map-of-the-brains-connections/

Oh, Inception, ohhhhhhhh my...

quick story

So, my car was stolen over the weekend. I have not heard from the police in 3 days. I assumed it would be found in glenwood, striped clean. They just called me and told me my car was found in el jabel, legally parked on the street in a subdivision, with no obvious damage, and the trunk was crammed full of camping equipment. Also, my check book was still in the center counsole.

Weird.

another linkery

http://www.manofest.com/Content/the-10-most-ridiculous-fight-scenes-in-movie-history.html

the second is my favorite, due to the surprise ending.

omg

http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/05/lord_jesus_christ_says_getting.html

creepiest youtube video

This may be the creepiest thing I've seen in a while.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkjyZHZhokM&feature=popular

another quote

Sorry if I snaped at you yesterday, I had waaaaay too many body fluids.



note a quote but thought of at work:

If I were to hit my car with a strap of leather, I would be whipping my whip. "Whipit, Jay Jay face!" is what they would say.

and now...

your sunday needs some whipit cream. in your va Jay Jay and Face too. awww yea.

I'm Brant and I'm a bicycle

I don't understand these new Microsoft commercials. You've seen 'em. A young and ethnically ambiguous individual says some garbage about Windows 7. He or she then bleats that they made a suggestion to Microsoft about some useless window function. Finally, the zombie says "garbage, garbage, garbage...and I'm a PC." I'm left feeling utterly dumbfounded at what just happened. I don't understand the relevance to anything regarding computers. "I'm a PC"...what the fuck does that mean? I'm Brant and I'm a bicycle. I wish there were a marketing expert on this blog to explain this corruption to me. How could any human identify with this? Are they sitting there shoveling pipping-hot shrimp scampi into there gullets thinking, "this guy is a pc, I identify with this, I will buy Windows 7"? This isn't reasonable. I am going to go throw my TV out of my window into traffic now.

I see postage in your future

May I have your addresses please? A note of warning: addresses posted here will be disseminated cousin-wide...

Help - Links - Need Em

I would like help finding a few sites that provide me with some funny, and not video-based...I will be enjoying the funny on my phone. All I have are the Onion, stuff white people like (so-so funny), and this little one: http://dontevenreply.com/top.php

Need em.

In refernce to my comment on Bubb's last post...

Hut Hut Hike

It is my esteemed opinion that there should be a winter cousin trip, and this trip should involve a 10th mountain division hut.

These huts book up pretty far in advance, especially over holidays, which seem to be a likely time of maximum Colorado Cousins. So I think we should plan this soon.

I've been on 3 hut trips, and here's about what we would expect out of this adventure: We ski or snowshoe to the hut. This takes something like 4 hours. Many of us will ski, which is slightly harder, because we like the idea of playing on AT (all-terrain skis, which are a perfect mix of cross country and downhill) and have unrealistic aspirations of back-country skiing.



The trip is difficult, for everybody, because those of us in the best shape bring heavy stuff like beer and honey-baked hams. We see the hut on the horizon and it's a glorious site. We go inside, get the fire going, lay some meat and cheese and crackers out and enjoy having made it. Eventually everyone staggers in, and all the food and liquor and other goodies are laid on a table. Someone comments on how there's no way we'll be able to drink that much whiskey. They will be mistaken. A great dinner is made, which includes things that probably was ridiculous to bring to a hut, like said honey-baked ham. The night is passed in a nice casual cousin-party, hours of drinking and bull-shitting, and random games.

The next day we have the whole day there, because we booked the hut for a few nights. A go-getter, most likely Adam, climbs a mountain and skis down it, while the majority relaxes, sleds, explores, more games. Another big dinner and drinking. We decide to hit the sled-jump at about midnight, which seems like a horrible idea at first, but turns out to be very fun. Dare-devilry ensues. A sled is broken. Funny pictures are taken, and the whiskey is finished overlooking the sled run.









We sleep in the next day and head home, looking forward to dinner at the Hickory House.

OK. Obviously, I think these are extremely fun. Jeremy can chime in with a comment about the fun level of last winters' if he wants to. So the questions are:
-Are you interested in this idea?
-When are you most likely to be in Colorado next winter?
-When can you know for sure?

The most likely outcome here is that no one knows if or when they'll be out there, so the planning is put off until early-winter, when everyone realizes dec. 28 would have been perfect, but by then the huts are full. Let's try to avoid this. However, if it looks like non-holidays are a more likely time for maximum interested cousins, booking this far in advance is unnecessary.

quote

Who put this poo here!?!
Never mind, its labeled.

Jeremy, do you want to see a testicle? (this one was funny because I was the only male working at the time and it was shouted across the lab by an attractive female.)

Robin: "I think that guy downstairs broke his femur."
Linda: "Well that was stupid. I guess I'll go grab his blood and urine."

Mega Piranha

I'm getting this post up a little late, but the movie event of the year is tomorrow night at 8pm central time and again at 1am on the Syfy Channel. Get a load of the awesome talent in this picture:


Paul Logan who starred in such movies as:


Aliens on Crack
Vampire in Vegas
The Last Bad Neighborhood
Freezerburn
The Eliminator
Stripper Wives
L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies


Tifanny (yes THE Tiffany)


Barry Williams (Greg from the Brady Bunch)


Here's the plot from IMDb.com:

A mutant strain of giant ferocious piranha escape from the Amazon and eat their way toward Florida.


And the tagline:

They were created to save mankind. Something went wrong.


And some trailers:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFhSogGnu4I


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP6eV1kiauE


I'm going to watch this and I was hoping at least one of you could join me so we could compare notes. And for those of you looking for an awesome double-feature, Sharks in Venice is on after Mega Piranha. I've seen it, its kicks ass. In one scene Billy Baldwin gets his leg bit entirely off by a shark, the next scene he is in the hospital and gets out his bed (with two legs) and just walks away with no explanation at all.

Topic for discussion:
Which Paul Logan movie listed above do you most want to see and why?