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G.I. Headache

Kyle was rummaging around for the ibuprofen late the other nigh, but never found it. The next morning he asked Dee where the ibuprofen bottle in their medicine drawer went.

Dee: "You mean the one I filled with Alli?"
Kyle: "Umm..what?"
Dee: "We filled that bottle with Alli for the cruise trip"
Kyle: "Oh. Well, that actually explains some things."

And thus, Kyle realized he had (1) not been treating his headaches for the prior 4 nights as thought, but (2) had instead been taking a diet drug that prevents fat digestion and absorption, resulting in rather unpleasant excretions.

Glasses raised to the original

Overheard Today

Old Boston Man 1: “What, you’re going to by your wife a card last-minute?”
Old Boston Man 2: “You know what I did yesterday? I drove down to Somerville and
bought her one and a half pounds of salami. Best gift you could
give someone.”

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Snooty effeminate Starbucks patron: "I'd like a FULL caramel machiatto."
Clerk: "What?!"

SMITH BROTHERS DEVOUR GIANT RODENT!

Rob got suspicious when his food didn't resemble a chicken carcass...

Kyle got suspicious when his tour guide said, "Did you like the food? Did you think it was chicken? Yeah, OK, keep thinking that was chicken..."

Jeremy ate his lunch innocently, not knowing he was chomping on one of these!!!!!!

Meet the mighty mighty gibnut:

Sean vs. Cucumber

Let me add my favorite Sean moment on the cruise...

We're at an aquarium looking at the handling tank (starfish, etc). My mom yelps and I look down to see that Sean has pulled out a sea cucumber and is squeezing it with a death grip, water shooting out of its end like a fountain. Pretty fantastic.

Dee's least favorite: shielding Sean from a stalking jaguar at the semi-secure Belize animal sanctuary.

My new sport

"Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad"

Dewey Cox = comedy gold.

We just returned from a Caribbean cruise. Drinking? Check. Mobile shuffleboarding? Check. Falling off inflatable climbing wall in ocean and injuring side muscle? Check.

World's Dumbest Cop